Big Ups to Junior, Griffey
Ken Griffey Jr, finally hit is 600th home run yesterday.
I say finally because he should have reached this milestone a few years ago. Barring injury, he still wouldn't have as many home runs as Barry Bonds, but he would be very close. This article mentions that his 600th home run should have been his 700th. If he was as healthy in Cincinatti as he was in Seattle, Griffey would have been considered the best Big Leaguer ever.
Man I loved Griffey as a kid. He still is my favorite baseball player. I don't watch baseball at all but I always check his stats and Randy Johnson's stats. Fuck I loved the Mariners. What if they still had A-Rod, Jr., and Randy Johnson? Seattle would have won a few World Series already. Seattle has the shittiest front office in sports. That front office wouldn't pay Junior or Randy Johnson (A-Rod was just trippin'!) the money they deserved as two of the best players in the game. But they give money to Adrian Beltre and Richie Sexon. They're idiots! The Mariners must have no scouting anymore. Griffey and A-Rod came up through the Mariners farm system so go find them again! Now we're in last place. I'm almost ashamed to wear a Mariners hat but I'm still going to ride with you fuckers. But damn pick it up!
And did you hear that rant by their manager John McClaren? That was the whackest rant I have ever heard in my life. He should have been fired for that shit. If I was the GM I would have fired him right there on the fucking spot. Called his corny ass on his cell phone during the interview and said "Put me on speaker and put the phone up to the mic." Then I would shout, "JOHN MCCLAREN! YOU'RE CORNY BITCH ASS IS FIRED!" Listen and watch his bitch ass! FIRE HIM!
Fuck I'm sorry to take away from Juniors glory but fuck the Mariners shouldn't be this shitty and Griffey is hitting his 600th home run. The Mariners should be just coming off a couple World Series wins and Griffey has just hit his 700th home run.
But that couldn't be. Much love Junior. Oh the memories. Remember when he was like Michael Jordan? He was a Super Star. They named a whole wing of the Nike office in Beaverton after him. I know you remember this NIKE commercial. Remember those Griffey's he's wearing? Those are too hard!
All my Seattle people, did you peep all the Cameo's by all our favorite Seattle landmarks?
Congrats on 600 Junior.
I say finally because he should have reached this milestone a few years ago. Barring injury, he still wouldn't have as many home runs as Barry Bonds, but he would be very close. This article mentions that his 600th home run should have been his 700th. If he was as healthy in Cincinatti as he was in Seattle, Griffey would have been considered the best Big Leaguer ever.
Man I loved Griffey as a kid. He still is my favorite baseball player. I don't watch baseball at all but I always check his stats and Randy Johnson's stats. Fuck I loved the Mariners. What if they still had A-Rod, Jr., and Randy Johnson? Seattle would have won a few World Series already. Seattle has the shittiest front office in sports. That front office wouldn't pay Junior or Randy Johnson (A-Rod was just trippin'!) the money they deserved as two of the best players in the game. But they give money to Adrian Beltre and Richie Sexon. They're idiots! The Mariners must have no scouting anymore. Griffey and A-Rod came up through the Mariners farm system so go find them again! Now we're in last place. I'm almost ashamed to wear a Mariners hat but I'm still going to ride with you fuckers. But damn pick it up!
And did you hear that rant by their manager John McClaren? That was the whackest rant I have ever heard in my life. He should have been fired for that shit. If I was the GM I would have fired him right there on the fucking spot. Called his corny ass on his cell phone during the interview and said "Put me on speaker and put the phone up to the mic." Then I would shout, "JOHN MCCLAREN! YOU'RE CORNY BITCH ASS IS FIRED!" Listen and watch his bitch ass! FIRE HIM!
Fuck I'm sorry to take away from Juniors glory but fuck the Mariners shouldn't be this shitty and Griffey is hitting his 600th home run. The Mariners should be just coming off a couple World Series wins and Griffey has just hit his 700th home run.
But that couldn't be. Much love Junior. Oh the memories. Remember when he was like Michael Jordan? He was a Super Star. They named a whole wing of the Nike office in Beaverton after him. I know you remember this NIKE commercial. Remember those Griffey's he's wearing? Those are too hard!
All my Seattle people, did you peep all the Cameo's by all our favorite Seattle landmarks?
Congrats on 600 Junior.
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