The Media Is A Joke

Knock! Knock!

A reporter here 

Here to ask you a couple questions 

Please answer in jest

I'm not going to answer the door for you

Humiliate me, you will not

You may scare me for it is the truth I fear

My bosses will not let me pursue lessons

Outside of the youth's ignorant and idiotic behest

I was lied to

Knock! Knock!

It's the same reporter wondering; what do you want?

Do you want neutral unbiased news coverage for yourself

And all you care about; or is it for noone?

Everyone deserves equal ink

The bad joke that no one wants to stop

Is that modern media is nothing but fonts and taunts

And loud talkers, unfunny buffoons, braggadocios in how themselves

Are a farce, aren't funny, or fun

That makes even me, the reporter, unthink

I am mad because you haven't
Been amazed by what I thought was funny or smart or stunning
Since laughter's advent
There hasn't been a joke more cunning

(Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, California)