Drugs!

You know why Barack wants to go into afghanistan so badly? Those poppy plants. That opium! He's going to need to get cheap opiates for his Universal Health Care Plan. Which is going to cut the cost of that poison tremendously! Which is all the people care about really. Give us cheap drugs. "Yo Doc' let me get a nickle of them vicadin's." Doctors are not going to cure any ailments they're going to make those opiates stronger. Until you go comatose after one dose. Ahaha. I just made that up but I'm right though. They're in Iraq for oil and in Afghanistan for opium. Just like Regan went into Columbia for cocaine and fabricated that rock!

Paranoia.