crash....almost

On Friday.....

I was riding my bike south down La Brea Ave and suddenly this dark red 2010 Toyota Camry switches two lanes to make a right turn into a Bank of America parking lot. I'm not pedaling like grandma on Venice, I'm fucking hauling ass!! Had to get home before 2:00pm. "If I'm back home before or at 2:00pm then I have a hour to chill before work." Is my mindset.

So to avoid crashing into this fuckers car was going to be some superhero type shit. I turn with his car as sharp as I could and I am almost knocked off my bike. My awesome cat like reflexes made sure that my right leg and right arm would keep my body from crashing into the concrete. While my incredible gorilla strength would hold up the bike.

The entire time I'm flawlessly protecting my body, my bike, and this fuckers car, I'm looking him dead in the face and he is fucking pissed! He's turning right and flipping me off at the same time. Turning the steering wheel with his left hand and flipping me off with his right. I couldn't hear a damn thing he was yelling because his windows were up but the ferocity in his mouth movements told me that he wasn't asking if, "I was okay."

Well.....

he parks and rolls down his window just enough so that it's below his chin and proceeds to yell out all kind of obscenities (I'm guessing) and curses in whatever language it is he speaks. I think it was Yiddish but I'm not completely sure. While giving me the double bird too!!

I was angry at first and flipped him off too but when I realized he was cursing me out in another language I let it go. I tried to reason with him. The last thing I said is "You should of looked before you turned you ass hole." Smirked then rode off.

When I replay me almost crashing my bike into the fat fuck with a mysterious language I can't help but be amused. Laughing out loud in public looking insane, amused.

I must say I didn't pick up his car and throw it like I did the last guy who gave me the two timer.

All of this because of the external hard drive I bought on Wednesday was faulty and I had to exchange it for another one which is working like a champ! Don't want to jinx it though.

Keep riding and I'll keep writing.