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Apartment hunting is shitty!! I need a spot that is North of Adams and South of Sunset. It also has to be West of Figueroa and East of Fairfax. Well, when I think about it I just need an affordable place to stay. Preferably I want to remain near a train line and have very few rodents and pests to share my food with(which ain't happening). Roaches are the only roommate I'm willing to deal with. I'll eradicate their little fucking disgusting asses!! A human being? I guess I could murder a mother fucker but I cherish the veil...rather the semblance of freedom I have too much.

Only time I'd ever kill someone is if I had a passport and a plane ticket to a country that doesn't extradite to the United States. Plane ticket would have to be dated for the day of this alleged murder. I don't have any of that so living with roaches in a bachelor apartment with a mini-fridge and hot plate must suffice. This is going to be way too much fun.