Hater

Certain conditions need remedy

To remain calm, for lethargy
Because hating everything all the time
Can't be my tendency or habit
I don't know what you do to liberate hate
Something we all must conquer
I dominate it by drinking
I hate scooters, small cars, and Hybrids
Long boards, mountain bikes, and peace signs
I hate flip flops and most fashion trends and music and film
Olives, Gin, people who wear sunglasses indoors and pictures
Are all hated
So I keep drinking
I hate politics and politicians and nerds and hipsters
Omnivores, carnivores, vegetarians, vegans, organic food and trash
Fags and Breeders, Niggers, Jews, Crackers, Wet-Backs, Camel Jockeys and Chinks
My girlfriend, my family, my friends and acquaintances
Strangers
School, work, sleeping, being awake and eating
I hate everything and nothing more than me
So I keep drinking

Until the bottle empty and I'm in love with it all
In love with everything except alcohol