Health Risk

Attention!
Those of you who have lost eyelashes
Whose hair is thinning 
Are your breasts small? Or do they sag?
Do all the guys say "You have a flat butt?"
Do women consider you weak and untough?
Worry no more! There is an invention
That will improve your life in rags
And ensure that you'll always be winning
You'll avoid the ridicule of beauty's fascists 
You're too fat, that's what they all say
Don't worry about that
We have a remedy just for you and you
Let's help you grow many a lash
Take these pills three days fast
Those breasts small and aged 
Surgery affords them growth, they're more perky too
Forget about your ass's poor display
Inject this into that plateau flat
And watch your vain insecurities fade
A sensitive man you are 
Emotions tend to guide you 
Inject this and watch machismo lead you
Never again will the ladies plan
To call you less than half, a halfman
And half-a-man you'll be
Once all of your fat we delete   
Now you are a star!
Your hair long and full
Implants of hair from a Spanish Bull
Forget those poison tits you paid for
Those eyelashes allow you to look good blind
At least when your ass explodes 
Your man's secure because his dick will implode 
And he hides his tears like a man, fine
His scalp now a cow's hide
    It's worth the risk
    Flinch at vanity's kiss
    We get rid of wrinkles too
    You know this is beauty and why it's true
    Sacrifice your health for the here and now
    And look exactly like a man or woman, proud