An Infallible Opinion, Sins of the Father, and Numbers Be Lying

An Infallible Opinion

Your theorem is flawed
Too much opinion, no facts
Here's my conjecture 

Sins of the Father

  Son, when my sins come a'knockin'
  Please heed this advice if any from me, your father
  Even if the house is shaking furiously, a'rockin' 
  Ignore their trespass, their bother 
  Listen to me this one time, if never before
6  Don't open that goddamn door!

Numbers Be Lying

  Did you know that when you eat feces, you die?

  We here at Numbers took a survey

  Nine out of every ten people won't deny

  That ten out of ten people who eat these turds will perish away

  Their breath will be damned by pungency

6  And become exceedingly caustic to their own nose and mouth
  Which will both explode with an intense redundancy
  As if the results were ever in doubt 

  Our sample size is still incredibly small
  This all may be just a minuscule aberration
  We won't stop until we feed human waste to all
  Who wants part in this ground breaking experimentation? 

  Don't let the ten dead bodies be a deterrent
12 You sir and you ma'am be willing to take the risk
  I've done it and I've only had to deal with breath abhorrent
  Oh, and being full of shit