Pleasure Trends..., A.S.A.P, Tarnation, and General Lies

Pleasure Trends...

You know what I like?
And what I love to do best?
The same things as you

A.S.A.P.

  When are you coming home?
  Can you please hurry?
  You'll be home as soon as possible?
  That better mean right now
  You didn't say never
6  So I'll wait forever

Tarnation

Oh, Hell!
Isn't this place swell?
I love the warmth

General Lies

  Every man thinks about sex every two minutes
  And every woman wants every thing
  How can those not be true?
  They are as true
  As blacks and their propensity for thieving
6  What about whites and all of their benefits?

  Gay men will molest your straight son
  Latinas are hot as flames and their attitudes too
  Lesbians hate all men like feminists do
  And you're a thug, an idiot, a criminal with all of those tattoos
  And no job will ever hire you
12 You're fat because you eat tons

  I don't know about you but I'm tired
  No matter how many don't do something
  The fallibility of one monster, one liar
  Speaks for a population and what they mean
  You represent exactly how they act
18 Your mannerisms, your unique beliefs, your tact
  Generally, I wish I was a General in control of your narrow pride
  In front of my firing squad you would lie
  For what you generalize