The Neatly Made Bed, Fuck or Fight, and Dinner For One

The Neatly Made Bed

  The bed was made too neatly 

  I shouldn't have made it 

  I'm still tired 

  So I'm just gonna lay on the floor

  Beds are made for lying 

6  And dying 

Fuck or Fight

  Every time we have a problem with each other 

  Before we yell

  Let's hug, let's kiss, let's caress, 

  Let's lick, let's suck, let's fuck

  I don't wanna fight

6  Please?

Dinner For One

  It's spooky how empty this restaurant is

  Waiter, is it usually this empty on a Friday night?

  The waiter, "Not too many Fridays are like this." 

  Well I just need to grab a quick bite

  Dinner for one

6  "Right this way sir, 

  Sit where it pleases you, the waitress and the menu will soon come."

  What do you recommend? What do you serve?

  "I know you'll find what we cook here delectable."  

  Your waitress will tell you more

  The waitress, "Good evening and welcome. Do you like your table?"

12 I do, I prefer to sit furthest from the front door

  "Here is your menu, I will let you browse, and when you decide

  Just yell my name."

  You never told me your name and this menu only has one option, Pride

  "It's our most popular dish, a great choice! And my name is Tame" 

  Thank you Tame

18 "You're welcome... but let me warn you about this dish we call Pride." 

  I'm intrigued 

  "All who have eaten it choke and die."