The Lexicon: Modern Language and The Self-Indulgence of Satire

The Lexicon: Modern Language 

  One word was added to the lexicon today
  Most would define it this way

  1.) A self-righteous, moralist, ass hole 
  Who only sees 'me' in the whole

  2.) A person incapable of being wrong or defective 
6  A dolt elected 

  3.) Someone stinking, base and ignoble 
  Humanities foible 

  4.) A bastard moron 
  An awful song 

  You better not ever use this word against me
12 Those things I can never be!
  Fuck you, and your claim
  That this word is my name

The Self-Indulgence of Satire 

  Offense taken!
  Why do you think that what you think about me,
  I should accept as a joke?
  You call me defiant
  Because I deny your comedic license
6  Why do you find it necessary to prod and poke
  All of my sensibilities?
  You are sadly mistaken

  I'm not going to laugh or understand
  What you find funny
  Stop trying to make me laugh
12 I'm not going to accept everyone's pleasantry
  Of thinking of me, drollery
  You know what's bad?
  About you calling me a dummy
  You think that's all I am
  Even worse, there
18 For some reason I care