Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Mortician, Doo Doo Monster

Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Mortician

I am a true model of existence
So live like me
I am not vain or materialistic 
I live a life of substance 
Of deep human inquiry
I refuse to be a statistic 
So I hate those who do
What I would never do 
And live how I wouldn't live too
That I can't forgive

But maybe they're right
Maybe worship of idols who create
Items more than most find desirable
Is art, and righteous. Whose might
Is built strong and art's fate
Maybe I shouldn't find laughable 
How they interpret what they see
How they tend to be
Or what they find comfy
Facts have to be my guide 

I am correct!
That manner of living
Fails next to what is natural to me
I don't know what you expect
But your choices and your life are unforgiving
And for all of your trespasses, constantly 
You must die!
You know why?
Because your standard of life
Was something that I've decided to be wrong

How satisfying it was
To get rid of you, a free thinker
A revolutionary and rebel
All those ways of living found superflous
Is why humanity whimpers
You didn't think like my mind expels 
So I had to bury you
Because how you live isn't true
For the benefit of death's due
You had to be embalmed


Doo Doo Monster

Son, why did you do that?
You might as well have shit on me
You almost destroyed your inheritance 
I'll change your diaper faster next time

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