Human Error

Self driving cars will soon be here
Other than repairs, these cars will be perfect
Everyone will be given one
They will exceed the speeds in which the law adheres
The driver reclined, watching a film, texting her boyfriend, he won't be nervous
It has been proven that self-driving cars don't crash
The car companies have done many tests, tons
They are solar powered, battery battered, fossil fuel absent, their bodies will last

The sound system links to your smartphone, it recognizes your phone's serial number
Actually, the car's computer system, and every screen act as your phone
Humanity will soon be driving smart cars, predictive and intuitive
No U-turns, no bad directions that make you wander
All alone?
Your car will also converse with you
Honestly and truthfully; everything you say no matter how ruinous
Will still allow you to do what you have to do

Despite the car being built perfectly strong
It will still register your complaints
It does not matter how you complain or what they are
The car will know what's wrong
Errors aren't, they ain't
Perfection is needed and at stake
Perfection is this car
Damn, I cannot believe they forgot brakes