I Have A Queer Dog and The Desired Way of Dying

I Have A Queer Dog

My dog humps the legs of my girlfriend's best girlfriend
My dog humps the legs of my girlfriend's best girlfriend's boyfriend
He humps stuffed animals and my son's action figures
He humps the side of the couch
He humps the air, oh he loves to hump air
He humps the neighbor's male dog
The neighbor's male dog humps him too
They hump each other
Gay dogs humping each other
I'm so proud of my dog, he wears his sexuality on his paws
He puts his dick anywhere and everywhere
I hope other dogs don't hate him for it
Let my dog fuck whomever or whatever he wants, freely!

The Desired Way of Dying

This is how you die

You grow old, you grow old fast

You don't want to die